Bill Wiora

LC: Why do you have such a big ass?
Bill: I eat twinkies, drink beer and wear tight pants.

LC: Have you ever had an STD?
Bill: I got clamidia the 1st time I hooked up with a chick.

LC: Why are your pants so tight?
Bill: I'm a lady killer!

LC: Do you drink daily?
Bill: Hourly son!

LC: Sponsers?
Bill: Character toothpicks. I just got on Milwaukee's Best beer They sponsor skaters now.

LC: Last words?
Bill: Drink, skate, fight, f#@k That's my life till the end!

photos: Jay Marsh