meth ain’t so bad if you got shit to do. this guy saw that i had a camera and insisted i get some of these. his methods of insistence were great as well, like a little kid jawin over and over “Look at what i can do. Look here what I can do. Look. Look. […] Read more…

I introduce to you Guierlmo, my new trainer. He will train me till I look like a He-man toy. fuckin eppic. brad pitt in 60 days. Then he’ll prolly try to kiss me. I just gave myself aids writing that last sentence. Read more…

bram can move. he beat this lady with that chair till she turned to dust. i peed myself in fernet induced happiness Read more…