for everybody. yay!                                                                                                                               Read more…

who wants to be in this foto the least? just imagine the depths of boundless conversational wizardry these two can’t have with each other… remember Gautam, you gotta keep one of em… Read more…

my buddy Mike Dick learning the finer points of bettin on horses from his wonderful lady Tiffany. This guy, my best friend, singlehandedly  taught me how to get knocked out with one punch.viva NOLA! Read more…

my homegirl Dorothy got in a big fight with her router. those fingers can’t be stopped. Read more…

went to my first A’s game on sunday. White Sox beat the shit out of em. this A’s fan was fuckin over it. he cocked his chair back and just flew the fuck away. I’m still in shock. Read more…

imagine being born into this family. (as soon as I finished typing this, I was struck by lightning. true story.) Read more…

prime example of  “Hmmm, maybe I should sleep on it.” and no, these ain’t my fuckin fingers. Read more…