i was huntin for the serious fiction. why does everything have to be a joke with you, you daytime housing for deranged and derelict standing poopers you? (seriously, i stood near a human of disinterest just the other day at the main branch frisco library that had quite possibly unbeknownst(sp) to himself personally brown dyed […] Read more…
bart tour rebate liebarry gasp!
i seen this shit up tills it got too cold for my itis, but i seen some gooden stuff hit the other side, like doug shoemaker kickflippin that bitch first try blazin thru like he ain’t even know there was a show goin on, a front big heel by some skateworks loc, a frontside […] Read more…
bob did it first, best…
i had this transworld in my bag when i got here. it was about a year between stealing the mag from harris teeter and actually getting out to the Sco’. 74 hour bus ride from raleigh, north cacka for $89. greyhound only stops at mcdonalds… Read more…
i'm from the country.
i learned one footed tail grabs on this road. my address was route 3 box 248a… Read more…
i was amazed
when i talked to these dudes, they responded to me in voice over. it was pretty interesting, especially since the guy on the left spoke surfer english… if i ran into these dudes in a dark alley, i would slow hesitantly, worried, until i realized that they’re all snapping their fingers in unison and rocking […] Read more…
barker fools!
i felt it an honor to have rolled pretty deep with ol’barker for a couple years before he dipped back to pennsylvania. i haven’t spoken with him since but i’m sure wherever he is, someone next to him is fucking intrigued… runs of good luck for everyone! try look this: http://chromeballincident.blogspot.com/search/label/barker%20barret http://geoffgraham.com/gallery-skateboarding_1999.php lot of unseen […] Read more…
this is my hand getting better?
so, any publicity, right?
recently i got hit up with a request to review some throwback airwalks. airwalks. andy mac. payless shoes. me. someone who’s section is titled “you asked for it” i think they may receive… but until then… but look at this goony designer’s inspiration wall. my man barker barrett is up there just like he was […] Read more…
i said i wanted to get burned…
but this is fucking ridiculous. willits curse? i guess this is how that first caveman’s hand must have looked. Read more…
don't play with yer food
i swear it, i had just got finished speaking on the evils of bean sprouts and just as quickly dismissed with my opinions on the matter, when i look down to see this little guy say, “you’re right little buddy, bean sprouts do fucking suck. forget em.” so i’m is. Read more…
i didn't say it
we went wanderin around a coupla weeks ago.
this is right down past pacifica. Read more…