it’s getting harder and harder to find a good party. and the lines, golly. i suppose it’s worth the wait, standing in single file just to get smashed. well worth. Read more…
slim pickins
the chick scene on 16th street is a revolving door of interesting, a whole sack of surprises. Read more…
lost in translation
brown baggin is way sicker in chinatown Read more…
they's quick
but i eventually catch up. after this asian lady bumped me out of the running for first place onto the bus and continuing on to triumph over the last seat, i noticed these pitter patter mufflers. she scurries so fast through life that no one can note the bootleg. i think that’s what you call […] Read more…
look at this
this is by far the coolest girl I ever met. good work, you sun’guns. Read more…
here goes, without fail…
seen this before? I’m amazed. I guess I never seen this before at Spencers. Read more…
stereotypes
for everybody. yay! Read more…
lemme guess
who wants to be in this foto the least? just imagine the depths of boundless conversational wizardry these two can’t have with each other… remember Gautam, you gotta keep one of em… Read more…
family values
my buddy Mike Dick learning the finer points of bettin on horses from his wonderful lady Tiffany. This guy, my best friend, singlehandedly taught me how to get knocked out with one punch.viva NOLA! Read more…
the dlb, the dlb
my homegirl Dorothy got in a big fight with her router. those fingers can’t be stopped. Read more…
cold dogs warm brew
went to my first A’s game on sunday. White Sox beat the shit out of em. this A’s fan was fuckin over it. he cocked his chair back and just flew the fuck away. I’m still in shock. Read more…
man…
imagine being born into this family. (as soon as I finished typing this, I was struck by lightning. true story.) Read more…