just fill it up. but, HOW? Read more…

she got swangs! straight up lot lizard. Read more…

well i for sure didn’t eat at this piece of shit’s place. Read more…

ominous. i seen something like this under a wave before. its what it looks like right before IT RAINS SOOVERWHELMINGLY HARD YOU PULL OVER TO A NERVE-RACKING HALT, SHOOK. YOUR WINDSHIELD WIPERS FLINCHING, COWERING. then you wait. you wait till it subsides, or some other fool rams your car from behind due to their inability […] Read more…

why is this in LA? and this guy. i don’t think he’s buried here, but here his monument stands. you know how when couples get older, they sometimes seem to begin to favor each other, or pet owners start lookin like whatever shit dog they have? well, ol johnny here either hung out a ton […] Read more…

this chick used to come behind me and try to get my tricks before me. i don’t know what is was about. maybe she just liked my trick selection or some shit. but i think she’s pro now, or was. this advert is super old though. there wasn’t even a phone that worked in this […] Read more…

i’ve only seen this guy. yup, only one left. and he’s cocky. Read more…

the world is ending. where are we going, and why are we in this basket? Read more…

jen ly, zukz ol dirty hal. Read more…

and then i come across this foto up in my kit. stupid nice out. Read more…

nite shifts no, yer drunk. Read more…

i’ll take yer foto. hand me the camera. trust issues… Read more…