dear El Vortex, please don’t become another jereme rogers… or it could be curtains for these guys. yours, lorenzo P.S. not this guy though. he can live regardless… oh yeah, look at here…plaid again… Read more…
Metro Poker Run…
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in austin, texas you can steal cars from each other.
there’s an app for it. no really. elias bingham showed me. No Comply! hehehe Read more…
sick new park in Texas
ol’ whoop de doo and fuck her, too. Read more…
this mountain is lucky
lucky that it kept out of the way of the white man’s progress… unlike this guy. stupid fucking mountain. Read more…
buy gas from the apache in my beard.
just fill it up. but, HOW? Read more…
look at the tits on that bitch…
she got swangs! straight up lot lizard. Read more…
where did i come from? where did i go?
well i for sure didn’t eat at this piece of shit’s place. Read more…
HAWAI’IAN HOLIDAY…
with the Volcom Crew… Click the pic 2 get Stoned… volcom.com Read more…
i like drive car.
ominous. i seen something like this under a wave before. its what it looks like right before IT RAINS SOOVERWHELMINGLY HARD YOU PULL OVER TO A NERVE-RACKING HALT, SHOOK. YOUR WINDSHIELD WIPERS FLINCHING, COWERING. then you wait. you wait till it subsides, or some other fool rams your car from behind due to their inability […] Read more…
53rd&3rd
why is this in LA? and this guy. i don’t think he’s buried here, but here his monument stands. you know how when couples get older, they sometimes seem to begin to favor each other, or pet owners start lookin like whatever shit dog they have? well, ol johnny here either hung out a ton […] Read more…