it’s come to my attention that most of my holmepieces don’t get enough reading in their mental diet. the stuff is goodern’heck for the soul. now, i know my word choice, grammar and altogether made up words would work to disprove my love for the powers of paperback, but i assure you, thams good book […] Read more…

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but only for the jerktits at the airport. these were confiscated from my carry-on recently. evidently, a boiled peanut counts as a liquid? for those of you not in the know, boiled peanuts are a southern delicacy. and canned anything is god’s gift to that kid in The Road. read it, watch it, something it. […] Read more…

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