I introduce to you Guierlmo, my new trainer. He will train me till I look like a He-man toy. fuckin eppic. brad pitt in 60 days. Then he’ll prolly try to kiss me. I just gave myself aids writing that last sentence. Read more…
mother fucking dance party what?
bram can move. he beat this lady with that chair till she turned to dust. i peed myself in fernet induced happiness Read more…
What now…
Your hur did…
Krushlestar shows you how to shave your head… Read more…
Blackbox crossroads retail show…
Hope you made it by the lowcard booth. Read more…
dlx @ log shop
dlx @ log shop
Issue 27…
is at the printers. Pensyl up on the cover. Read more…
Skatebook poll…
Get over to skatebook.tv and vote for the worst of lowcard in the poll. Read more…
Dlx demo…
Right now… Come on up. Dlx art guy Alex getting blurry. Read more…
Kappy's kids…
Every ones having babies. Kappy went out and got himself ten of em. Read more…
Artsy fartsy…
Pensyl took himself on vacation to Florida. He’s adding fine art photographer to his list of titles with this here local front nose. Look for his worst skater of the year interview in issue 27. Read more…