if i wudn’t bad enuff that you drive thru to get these… Read more…

if you see these, have one. one. on my way to the horse races in Lafayette… Read more…

well, i has. plus, when i met ignatius reilly, i was thown. i expected a bigger man, someone of pstone’s size, not so much hameke’s. but at the same time, this bronze was of a theatre actor,portraying reilly, not himself, (who is all in our heads, right?) it would be hard to imagine that Mr. […] Read more…

i mean get married, then everyone else might as well too. turtle power! Read more…

so ol’ lorenzo gave everybody a lift down to city hall Read more…

daniel castillo just went pro? funny, aside from matching better and maybe some corn rows, all his parts look the same as the one in this video. too bad jed walters got tired of it all. daewon, oh daewon. long ass lines, hardflips on bloom county graphics boards? remember them shits? some of you doos. […] Read more…

these help me get through some of your drunken coke stories. Read more…

put a good pedicure on dem hungover toes. shits are as good as a bloody mary says me. no manicures, though. dem’s just plain gay. Read more…

shinner art is the new AIDS is the new black is the new 20’s is the new… Read more…

jesus christ my head hurts. i mean, good lord. what in christ’s name am i doing to myself? I pray tomorrow will bring glad tidings to me and also unto you. Amen. Read more…

my hoo ride finally got invited to the minus window club. i feel really fortunate, cuz for a while i was beginning to think that my whip wasn’t worthy. knocked that insecurity right out the park. it seems that all you have to do is leave a treat for the judges, and for my welcoming […] Read more…

it’s amazing the lengths people will go to for they shit to look the dopest-est. i really like the collab-boot joints… Read more…