i swear it, i had just got finished speaking on the evils of bean sprouts and just as quickly dismissed with my opinions on the matter, when i look down to see this little guy say, “you’re right little buddy, bean sprouts do fucking suck. forget em.” so i’m is. Read more…

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this is right down past pacifica. Read more…

i got to see this with my own lookers. for this reason alone it should be okay to eat at whiz burger. think about it. leave your house (or van) without shirt or shoes, but remember your gigantic one wheeled bicycle. okay , that makes sense. story fully checks out. Read more…

see all em sticks shootin up out the water? thems are catchin oysters as you read this. Read more…

the instruction diagram for this piece of shit has two people drawn in it. them shits almost got the best of ol yers truly. i seen mine own life flash before my eyes, and unfortunately it mainly involved a 15 year hangover. Read more…

from the epic heat… i ain’t invited… Read more…

as long as it ain’t mines… Read more…