remember when airwalks didn’t suck? this will always never suck. chromeball Read more…

i suppose joey young gets his laughs by PAYING IN PAIN. third times the charm, joey? Read more…

i couldn’t even see out of my eyes. i know this ain’t no pissing contest, but guess how many people in this foto had one by themselves in their sleep that nite. thanks JCrush for the shot(s) Read more…

shit. imagine traversing thousands of miles in one of these crude renditions of our soon to be present and available but currently still futuristic and nonexistent hoverboards. it would take forever to get to the promised land. regardless, the cord isn’t long enough. Read more…

random, but i went to school with this girl Cheree. can’t say we even spoke in high school, but i’m stoked she gets to do shit like this these days. man, come to think of it, she was my neighbor on Whitworth street back in the day. word. i’m surprised that i’ve never seen her […] Read more…

my boy dave big in japan! and by japan i mean sweden or some shit, but he big. found his name in an old lifted hippy bullshit clothing company ad from days of old. again, pinched from chromeball. him and his lady these days. Read more…

man, it is hard as shit to not feel like a creep at a clothing optional hot springs. i had a conversation with this nekkid pudgy chick where she spoke of the steam room, how she didn’t like it, being because it reminded her of auschwitz. really? i waded my nekkid ass away from that […] Read more…

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CONGRATS TO GAUTAM AND BRITT FOR BRINGIN THIS BANGIN MOFO OFF INTO THIS’N HERE WORLD TODAY. tennessee already gettin blogged on less than a day old. beanies off to y’all three… Read more…

here’s to downward spirals. Read more…

marianna is smitten with POLAR BEAR DICKS… Read more…

i’m the bigger one. i started smoking too early. Read more…