no pants dance!
not so cute
running across yer goddam tent at 4 in the morn. oowee. Read more…
shit…
it wasn’t till after i asked this fella how his foot was (i seen him at the pot doctor a few weeks before with a boot on) that i realized i was actually asking about his absence of foot. um, i asked about the status of a nonexisting limb? yup, akward. had to tiptoe around […] Read more…
why not make a beer trough out of a slice of pizza?
just a reminder…
when the guy asks you for change and you respond with a shit remark like “hell, lend me some change” and he proceeds to remind you that the reason he’s even asking for change is that he is – in fact – homeless, you feel so bad that your only shot at redemption would be […] Read more…
wat dat is?
oh shit! dat’s shoaty woadrobe! damn, folx, dem’s eloguent. Read more…
ay errbody
lost my horn so’s you fools gotta holler me. ain’t got no facespace eeder. new posts comin somin quick i’m promisin. and niss bandana was fer campin not hipsterin. Read more…
dirty hal
has been killin it in jackson, mississippi. they ain’t got no fernet though does they? nopes. we got fernet AND 300 pound girls. Read more…