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don't play with yer food
i swear it, i had just got finished speaking on the evils of bean sprouts and just as quickly dismissed with my opinions on the matter, when i look down to see this little guy say, “you’re right little buddy, bean sprouts do fucking suck. forget em.” so i’m is. Read more…
i didn't say it
we went wanderin around a coupla weeks ago.
this is right down past pacifica. Read more…
um, yeah…
i got to see this with my own lookers. for this reason alone it should be okay to eat at whiz burger. think about it. leave your house (or van) without shirt or shoes, but remember your gigantic one wheeled bicycle. okay , that makes sense. story fully checks out. Read more…
don't send help
see all em sticks shootin up out the water? thems are catchin oysters as you read this. Read more…
there's a reason
the instruction diagram for this piece of shit has two people drawn in it. them shits almost got the best of ol yers truly. i seen mine own life flash before my eyes, and unfortunately it mainly involved a 15 year hangover. Read more…
this is dy's escape
from the epic heat… i ain’t invited… Read more…
i don't care if its a boy or a girl,
as long as it ain’t mines… Read more…
Chili Bowl…
It’s Chili Bowl time. Read more…
Zipper Lips…
Black Label has welcomed Chris Troy to Pro Status. Read more…