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ollie pop, lord

dude man, bro, skate gum. hard stuff, i tell ya, but not thug life hard. shit actually up and popped a chip out my tooth. whoa little skate gum. i need ol’ chomper here. that aside, it’s gum. kids like gum. it’s skate gum, kids like gum. what’s our gumboy spokesmodel doin anyhow? i think […] Read more…

farts

this shit is a gas, i know. i know. i usually come equipped with my own special reserve, but when you’re in a pinch, just pinch this little gem of stank. i guess these have a wide variety of goings off. for example, the last one i let rip made not a peep, not a […] Read more…

atm

 i reviewed this board in the mag a few issues ago, but it got denied so i changed it up. no big deal, until i set up the board and 10 minutes later an suv broke the shit out of it. so for me to get any satisfaction from this atm skateboard i have to […] Read more…

stompin in my big black…

duck boots. left coast may not know too much about these jurnts. i ordered these from the computerweb recently for the rainy season. they said it may be faster just to pick them up myself. sure, where from? Maine? oh, okay. ship em. best kicks for running around in the rain at work, or for […] Read more…

jenyuss

when i was young, once i grew a radish. dy says its with 2 ds… i was stoked, for troo. the other day at work i seen this, and by gum, iss perfect. yoo say it aint so… hoo don’t like squash? the ever illustrious… Read more…

coming off one

q are you kidding? A it is five western, so. q you gonna waste more time makin miami love you. A we’re lookin out west coast. we actually did mofo, but yall ain’t seen it q arcata mess you up? a hippy at, hippy do. miscomunicate that. Qwhere to go from here. A jus got […] Read more…

ha!

Ever heard of these? Oh, it’s what cultured bitches eat. Olives with anchovies, fool. i was surprised, myself. GO ASK SPAIN. Read more…

yellow

i was walkin down the street one day, and fucked if i didn’t seen this dude squared off with the police. Random, for sho, but mofo kept sayin when gettin put in back,” Man, I gotta shit.” sure enough, dude had to shit. Listen to the little guy, and yellow is one of these guys..Oh […] Read more…

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