this ad was on my wall in mississippi growing up. Read more…
how cute!
look at this wee little guy’s finger. it’s like a vienna sausage with a nail attached. remember folks: drunk midgets hate getting their foto taken, especially if yer short, but normal short. not like baby limbs short, like them. imagine being a balding midget. dang. imagine i’m gonna have a satellite fall on my head […] Read more…
why not
where else would you put a roll-up door? maybe shit like this is why this place is closed… Read more…
oh' skoo
i had this lunchbox growing up. it was a hand me down from somewheres or other. if i tried to write a book like this, i’d get called a racist. funny how that works… regardless, i like the shit out this shit… Read more…
doesn't look good for yall, yall.
its pretty bad when homeless folks won’t take your brand new shoes… i put these airwalks outside my house at like 9 am when i left to go skating. when i came back after 10 pm guess what was still there? someone had even taken the shitty skated in osiris kicks i put out with […] Read more…
see, i clean up alright…
local kid that shows you every benihana variation there is only because he's never seen you at his hometown park before…
i had to get a shot of town rippers dice tat. i asked, he abliged with a quik history: “this? man, i got this back when i was 12.” what? how long ago could be back when i was 12 for this kid? i was thrown, but also a bit jealous. i mean, i didn’t […] Read more…
camping is for wal-mart lovers…
and wal-mart loves em some macdunna. i’m sure tom here has noah’s arked the dollar menu a time or two… and this here is cortland, new to mines crew. never heard of pat smith. camp karma stung yer boy, a little less than it did me, but nonetheless got him by melting his deoderant onto […] Read more…
and here is the reason
that this spot may seem cursed to some. this is the view from the sandbar. pretty fuckin neat. sorry for the darkness, but look at it this way. we gotta earn respect. “nothing venture, nothing have.” jude the obscure, thomas hardy Read more…
Meet the Belgian, I mean the American
i waited tree tursdays till i could post dis, but here’s my buddy Bram and the rockets red glare… Read more…
seems perfect, ways i sees it…
seen this tag around the way, and some other ways as well. and no. i would have thought of a better moniker. but of course the 0 gotta look like a straight up pucker. i can relate though. its the same as if i get anything more than 3 fernets in my gullet: all of […] Read more…