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this is what fucking happens

when they come out to grand ol’ san francisco, make a life or so, rage all they possibly can, and then buh, they disappear same as they came in. myself, with all those who know you,  salute you, mike ears. a man who knows of the finer things… Read more…

dirty hal

needs a place to stay asap. fun loving, will eat what you leave out, and wets shit. with papers. Read more…

guess what

stoked. got my car busted into Again the other day. there was nothin visible, but i suppose since the car is gold in color, must be some other treasure inside this tantalizing ingot, and lo and behold thems was. yer car lovin street person came up on like 8 boards out of the trunk, 2 […] Read more…

My little brother John

came to town once to see what ol lorenzo drinks on the left coast. here he is with my brother from a different mother demian the hoonior, right before little bro got ran-by-punched by some random ass kid comin out of safeway. welcome to the Sco fool! Read more…

yup

aftermath of first nite. baby’s first shiner. way to take a punch little brother. and why wouldn’t a guy from india be wearing a confederate hat? Read more…

see,

meth ain’t so bad if you got shit to do. this guy saw that i had a camera and insisted i get some of these. his methods of insistence were great as well, like a little kid jawin over and over “Look at what i can do. Look here what I can do. Look. Look. […] Read more…

ladies and gentlemen

I introduce to you Guierlmo, my new trainer. He will train me till I look like a He-man toy. fuckin eppic. brad pitt in 60 days. Then he’ll prolly try to kiss me. I just gave myself aids writing that last sentence. Read more…

um, okay wait. but,

did you notice my back towards your establishment, due to the act of mine leaving? You could even go so far as to say that I was kicking myself out of your bar. Although, I did need a beer for the stroll to the next bar, and for that I thank you. But this is […] Read more…

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