i’ve waited for my Lowcard box for so long,
but to no avail.
you did this Lowcard,
you did this. alas,
i can’t bear to live another day.
no puns, please.
-P. Lushan Imal
“Man, did you see that back there?”
“Yeah, crazy right. he blew his fuckin head clean off. i thought that was just a figure of speech.”