if'n it wasn't bad enough

this birthday wish list writin mofo went and had hisself (and his lovely slaughter mama) another braggin right. and Henry, this little guy here gets to help show off they new stoke. a brand new bald mini human by the name of Olive has come water birthin out like a sumbitch. congrats, mike dick. i hope it wasn’t like that video clip of the dating show girl done gone diarrhea in the hot tub boof! dating in hot tubs and childbirth is stress on levels parallel i guess…