this is by far

the worst part about getting thrown out of a house party. forget having keg beer tossed in yer face by some dumb hooker, forget being pushed and strong armed all the way from the backyard (no need to use the floor level side exit), forget even the kicks you received whilst on the floor, forget it, all of it. now the sketchy part, these stairs. the drunken armed guards of the party (shithead roommates) will only help you down the first one or two steps, the rest yer on yer own. just remember, when you finally make it out that door and count yer winnings(toothpaste, a mixtape, a noid action figure, etc.) you realize how worth it the whole incident was.